Score: 8

"It may be too smart."

submission: sherry enema: #2

date: June 20, 2008

I've read a couple of reviews where people don't get the message. I think your witty sarcasm may be a bit too smart. This fact just makes me sad that guns get to people so easily.

Score: 7

"Having a tree on your head, a neat concept"

submission: The Treeva Experience

date: September 4, 2007

However my concern is mostly with the flow of energy. How does the tree effect everyday in terms of energy to be more precice. For example does the tree make its own energy through photosynthesis or does it rely on the host, or could it work the other way? The person gaining energy from the tree. But that option also begs the question of what happens durring the winter when the sun is not so prevalent and the growth of leaves would be a waste. Does the tree have reserve energy in it's trunk to survive the winter? If not does the person regrow the tree each year on extra energy gained from the tree. And how would the environment affect such a tree. Would the tree provide more energy if it was between the tropics? Also senses are a dilema. Would the tree have nerve endings? Would it be able to feel pain, would insects inside affect the person on whom it has grown? And would every leaf falling affect the person in such a way? If not how is it attached? Is it simply a growth such as hair or nails? And if that's the case would it not be prudent to simply remove it? These are simply the questions that ran through my head when I first saw your creature.

On to the actual review. I like your animations. They were done well and look polished. The interactivity doesn't qualify it as a game to me. Like in your description this works very well as a website to display your unique style, however as a flash game, I see no important connections. It's simply a good work of flash with no genertic title, a problem you want to have. Good work. Hope you didn't get too bored with this long article.

Score: 8

"Funny stuff."

submission: Super-Duper Friends

date: April 22, 2007

This is an obvious parody. Obvious. Even if you're a republican or conservative, you can still appreciate this animation. (even if it did lack a preloader and a replay button). The animation was very well done. Everyone looked like they might be a superhero. The style was cool because I grew up with the super friends. The sound was good because that is exactly what the original dude said. Violence, meh. Interactivity, get a button or don't put it on the site. Just put it on youtube like you intended. Humor, nice. I like Carl Rove's power, information manipulation. Good stuff.

Score: 8

"Your voice must hurt so freakin bad..."

submission: KFK's Adventures #7

date: March 31, 2007

I tried doing that for around an hour, and well, I couldn't take it. My throat hurt quite a bit. It just shows the commitment you have towards the flash. It was a pretty cool cartoon, drink lots of water man. I hope you can stand that voice enough to make more. Guess I should review.

Graphics, were sketchy, but that only added to the comical nature of the actual flash so, it was a good decision to make it like that. Oh and if it wasn't sketchy at all, I apologize, I have a short memory.

Style, was cool. it was original, espicially the voice. I enjoyed the dumb guy talking.

Violence. I guess I saw him kick.

Interactivity. There was a play button.

Humor. Dumb guys talking is always funny. Not only that, but it makes you feel good because they are dumb in comparison to you, so if you can pull off a dumb guy routine, good job. The flash pulled off an original and believable dumb guy. Worth watching.

Other thoughts. Where is DK from? It's not Donkey Kong is it?

Score: 9

"you're right"

submission: F.U.: AutoBlowBile

date: March 23, 2007

The Playstation 3 will be the system that shuts down Sony's gaming division. They already lost billions on the psp. Foolish sony.

Score: 10

"This...is..."

submission: 300 - The Collab

date: March 21, 2007

THE GREATEST FLASH EVER TO GRACE THE FRONT PAGE OF NEWgROUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!. THE DARKENED SKY REPRESENTING THE DARK FUTURE. THE OBVIOUS IRONY OF WHEN THE BADGER CARES ABOUT BEING KILLED WHEN IT'S OVIOUS THAT HE'S KILLED BEFORE. THE DUALITY OF THE ARROWS. THE ARROWS BEING BENT WONT REACH THEIR INTENDED TARGET POSSIBLY FORESHADOWING PERIANS ATTEMPTS. ALSO THE ARROWS PRODUCE NO BLOOD!!! THIS HAD DEEP SYMBOLIC MEANING. BECAUSE BLOOD IS THE LIFE FORCE OF HUMANS IT IS EASY TO SAY THAT BECAUSE THE ARROWS DREW NO BLOOD THAT THE ARROWS WERE NOT DRAWING BLOOD AT ALL. WHICH MIGHT MEAN THE SPARTAN COUNTER ATTACK WILL NOT FULLY KILL PERSIA. WHICH IS HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. THE LIGHT IN THE BADGERS' EYES EASILY SYMBOLIZES THE HONOR THEY EXPECT IN JOINING THIS HISTORICALLY EPIC BATTLE. OH AND HOW THEY GET IT.

THANK YOU FATBADGER AND CO. YOU HAVE SUCCESFULLY CREATED A FLASH MOVIE TO SHAKE THE AGES FOR ALL ETERNITY FOR FOREVER. NONE CAN MATCH YOUR SKILLS WHEN IT COMES TO CREATING NOT ONLY ART BUT TRUTH! 10% WAS SHONE IN THIS MOVIE WHILE THE MORE IMPORTANT 90% WAS HIDDEN. YOUR VISION AND DEDICATION SHOULD BE AN INSPERATION TO ALL THOSE WHO ASPIRE TO WORK ON FLASH. (THAT MEANS YOU TOM) THE SHEAR SCOPE OF THE VIDEO AND HOW EVERY GENERATION HERE TO COME WILL ENJOY IT BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYES.

I SAW THE MEANING HERE, AND HOW CLEAR IT WAS. THE MEANING OF LIFE. AND HOW RIGHT YOU ARE. MY PURPOSE IS CLEAR AND I THANK YOU FOR YOUR INSIGHT INTO THE MATTER. I HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYED THIS FILM AS MUCH AS I DID. THOSE WHO THOUGHT THIS TO BE BAD ARE JUST MEARLY NOT LOOKING INTO THEIR HEARTS OR THE MOVIE'S. I IMPLORE YOU TO VOTE FAIRLY ON THIS MOVIE FOR IT IS THE GREATEST EVER REST ITSELF IN MY MEMORY.

PLEASE I BEG YOU! MAKE MORE MOVIES OF THIS CALIBER.

Score: 9

"Dildos are soo much fun to buy."

submission: Is This What You Want?

date: February 26, 2007

Me and my friend decided it was time to buy a dildo a couple of weeks ago. Man, it was fun. We went in their trying to act like the stereotypical gay guy, and they knew we were straight. It was great, the couple of gay dudes in the shop were really angry with us, asking us to leave and stuff. The store owner knew too, he was pretty pissed too. overall I recomend it to those who are extremely board and somewhat drunk.

Great movie by the way, good use of dildo. It did have everything I wanted, aside from bush humor. But that can be overlooked., oh yeah to those who are idiots when reading this. THIS MOVIE HAS DILDOS IN IT.

Score: 10

"Why are people angry with this?"

submission: New Dubya-Doo Movies 2

date: February 24, 2007

I look at the people reading this, and I hate to say it, but, you're idiots. I read a review where a guy who admited bush was the worst plague of idiocy to ever hit the white house, was angry that you were making fun of how much control he's in. The fact is Carl got bush into the house and I wouldn't be suprised if he is really the one making bush look so stupid. Maybe paving his way toward his own presedency. I also would like to look at the person before me. How could you say that was scuby doo's song? It was an obvious parody of the original song, and therefore is not the same song at all. A few notes and different lyrics do make a different song. For those who don't think this is funny, you have to put it into perspective. Such a polished work has to have been done months ago. Having that said, You're going to have to look back into the past to get some of the humor. " The internet is a series of tubes" that isn't funny? This man is who is deeply involved with our internet. Someone who obviously doesn't know anything about what he's been asigned to do. For those of you who really don't get the humor, you shouldn't just give it a bad review, because this movie was quite funny. You just needed to know what was going on.

Pros: This movie was full of Bush satire, it destroyed the names of republican leaders, who are obviously not working for the american public like they say, and it got Carl in there, and he really needs to be hammered.

Cons: well, I thought it was a little short. I really like these movies, and I would have liked it to be longer.

Other thoughts: People who don't watch the news or aren't informed about the current events of today should not watch this.

Good job guys.

Score: 10

"Great graphics"

submission: Avian Wars

date: October 26, 2006

good game. I got bored after a while though. You really pushed the flash limit there. Really raised the standards. That was cool.

Score: 10

"UGH"

submission: Taco-Man: Kim Jong-il

date: October 19, 2006

I couldnt get a pre-order either. DAMNIT